After LeBron James did that “Decision” TV show extravaganza, someone burned one of his jerseys on one of Cleveland’s streets. I read that James responded thus: “I can’t get involved in that. I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James.”

That makes James the one millionth athlete to refer to himself in the third person. Readers, please don’t refer to yourselves in the third person. Me or I are perfectly fine. When James and other egomaniac knuckleheads do this third-person thing they make themselves sound like corporations. Come to think of it, that’s exactly what James is, a corp. LeBron Inc.