I sign on my computer first thing in the morning. My home page or whatever is AOL — I know I know I’m supposed to do Gmail. Anyway, when I sign on there’s often some news staring me in the face about Justin Bieber, Rihanna and LeAnn Rimes. I have no idea who these people are or why they always are in the news. They must have great publicists. I mean, I know who Marlon Brando was and Paul Newman. I know who John Travolta is and Meryl Streep.
Who are these people? Is my life impoverished because I don’t know and apparently don’t care?