I’m sitting in my dining room rereading Ryan Braun’s weasel remarks about his suspension, remarks in which he never admits exactly what he did wrong. The line that really kills me is — “I wish to apologize to anyone I may have disappointed.”

May have disappointed?

What a nerve. This implies he may not have disappointed people, that hordes of normal citizens are in favor of drug cheating and lying and being a total fraud. May have disappointed, indeed.

Baseball should ban drug cheaters for life on the first offense.