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NFL officials are clowns

I want to preface this by saying Jim Kozimor is my friend and more important he is one hell of a host for Chron Live. I love working with him. Tonight he got worked up because I called the scab refs clowns. He said that was unacceptable on the show. [...]

By | September 25th, 2012|38 Comments

Et tu Bartolo (Colon)

The latest clown to be suspended for testosterone is the A's Bartolo Colon. His was another feel-good story until we learned it and he were frauds. At this rate, the A's and Giants may run out of players to drug suspensions. Hey, do you think performance-enhancing drugs are rampant in [...]

By | August 22nd, 2012|6 Comments

Melky Cabrera gets in more trouble

In a moment I will link to an article that, as far as I can tell, is strictly on the level. The New York Daily News is reporting that Melky Cabrera knew the authorities were on to his drug cheating, so he and some of his people endeavored to set [...]

By | August 19th, 2012|37 Comments

Ozzie Guillen, political moron

The Marlins were so excited they could get Ozzie Guillen to be their manager. He's good looking and well spoken and he's quite a character. Surely, he would attract a crowd. And he's also a good manager and he's from Venezuela and having a Spanish-speaking manager surely would attract the [...]

By | April 10th, 2012|31 Comments

Tiger Woods assaulted by hotdog

I just read that a man ran onto the golf course during the Fry's Open and threw a hotdog at Tiger Woods. The way the articles have been written it's unclear if the man's main offense was running onto the course or throwing the hotdog. FYI, the man is from [...]

By | October 10th, 2011|13 Comments

Sarah Palin sex revelation

According to a soon-to-be-released book, Sarah Palin had a one-night-stand with former basketball player Glen Rice. FYI, Rice confirmed this item. It is generally not the province of this blog to write about political figures or sex or both. But I am making an exception in this special case. When [...]

By | September 14th, 2011|40 Comments

Should James Harrison get fined?

There is some debate re: James Harrison. Should NFL commish Roger Goodell fine Harrison for his stupid remarks? Does Goodell even have the right to fine him? Yes and yes. Harrison, who should know better, told a magazine he would not even urinate on Goodell if he were on fire. [...]

By | July 18th, 2011|35 Comments

Schwarzenegger nickname

I know this isn't sports but I'm laughing about a nickname someone came up with for our former governor -- "Sperminator." That's pretty good and I wish I were that clever.

By | May 18th, 2011|5 Comments

The Erin Andrews/Reebok/Nike dustup

I wrote my Tuesday column about Erin Andrews and what she did wrong on television at the Rose Bowl and why it involves shoes and why it involves Nike and Reebok and why ESPN should be ashamed of itself along with Andrews. My column is about conflict of interest and [...]

By | January 31st, 2011|13 Comments

Mike Singletary, quarterback guru

I'm having trouble writing this post because I'm laughing so hard. I just read an article in today's Chron by David White who's in Mobile for the Senior Bowl. He interviewed Mike Singletary who used to tell everyone how the quarterback position was no big deal -- one of 11 [...]

By | January 26th, 2011|38 Comments