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Cohn Zohn

Lowell Cohn's pertinent and impertinent take on sports

Raiders get no respect

Here is a link to my Tuesday column on how the Raiders can’t get no respect. The full text runs below: The Raiders can’t get no respect. Ain’t that the sad truth? A blog called NFL Nation conducted a confidential survey asking players which team they’d least like to play for. Who won – or lost? You got it. Da Raiders. This is the actual survey prompt: “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my… Read More »

Matt Schaub and the Raiders

Here is a link to my column from the Raiders-Lions game. I managed to run down to the interview room after the game where I got one quote. The game started late and the deadline was horrendous. Usually I try to write something noteworthy. On this one I just wanted it to come out in English. The full text runs below: OAKLAND — The Raiders are confusing to me. I bet they’re confusing to you. I bet they’re confusing to… Read More »

Future of A’s and Raiders, sort of

Here is a link to my Tuesday column about the A’s stadium deal. The full text runs below: Today, the Alameda Board of Supervisors meets to vote on the proposed 10-year lease for the Oakland A’s at the O.co Coliseum. Everyone expects the vote to be a slam-dunk approval — and pardon the mixing of sports metaphors. There are no slam dunks in baseball, but there will be a slam dunk on this vote. But in sports, as in life, things never… Read More »

The A’s, Raiders and Oakland

Here is a link to my Sunday story about the future of the Raiders and A’s in Oakland. This story is a long one — it’s my War and Peace without the battles. The full text runs below: When Lew Wolff thinks about a new ballpark for the Oakland A’s, he imagines something intimate. In his mind’s eye, he sees a small, cozy, state-of-the-art yard with all the modern amenities — much like AT&T Park, the gorgeous home of the… Read More »

Matt Schaub yes or no?

Here is a link to my Sunday column about Matt Schaub. Sorry for posting it so late. I slept in until 9:30 this morning. A person has to do that from time to time. The full text of the column runs below: Praise Raiders’ general manager Reggie McKenzie for aggressively deconstructing and then reconstructing his team. As part of the reconstruction phase, he traded for Texans’ quarterback Matt Schaub, no longer desirable in Houston because of the joke factor. Last… Read More »

Raiders should sign Michael Vick

Here is a link to my Thursday column about Michael Vick and the Raiders. The full text runs below: The Raiders should sign Michael Vick as their starting quarterback/human sacrifice for the upcoming season. I know what you’re thinking — signing Vick would be highly controversial. Sure it would, but the Raiders need some controversy. Hey, the Raiders need something. Vick is the best free-agent quarterback currently shopping his services around the National Football League. It has been reported Vick… Read More »

Raiders shine in season finale

Here is a link to my column about the Raiders’ final game. The full column is below: OAKLAND — You may think the Raiders were awful on Sunday, losing their final game of the season — a home game — by the crushing score of 34-14. Don’t rush to judgment. In the first half, when the game was still a game, sort of, the Raiders held the Denver Broncos to a field goal on one of the Broncos’ five possessions.… Read More »

Raiders are a circus

Here is a link to my Sunday column about the state of the Raiders, such as it is. The full column appears below: I’m with the agent. As the Raiders get ready for today’s game, prepare to get obliterated in their season finale against the Denver Broncos, I’ll say it again: I’m with the agent. Which agent? Terrelle Pryor’s agent, that’s who. Nothing much is happening with the Raiders in a football sense — their season officially ends today, but… Read More »

The case against Dennis Allen

Here is a link to my Tuesday column about Dennis Allen and Reggie McKenzie. The full text appears below: Let’s pretend you and I are Mark Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders. Well, if we’re pretending to be Mark, we’d get a new hairdo ASAP. But we’re not talking that kind of pretending. We’re pretending to be Mark Davis, football visionary. As Pretend Marks we ask ourselves a two-part question: When this lousy season ends, do I (Mark) retain the… Read More »