Several 49ers players like Patrick Willis, Frank Gore and Michael Crabtree were spotted going into a strip club on Bourbon Street. It’s nice to know our heroes find creative ways to relax before the big game. I do have a suggestion, though. While going to a strip club is a socially acceptable way to work off tension, in this case it called attention to the Niners and their private lives. I suggest, in future, someone from the organization should bring the strippers directly to the team hotel to avoid unnecessary exposure for the players. This would protect the players’ privacy and, more important, keep them off Bourbon Street which can be a violent place. The Niners could airlift the strippers to the hotel’s rooftop helipad and disguise the strippers as a security SWAT team.

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  1. Streetglide

    I would be very surprised if this is true, especially about Patrick Willis. And Lowell-san, stop being such a prude. Go drink a good-hearted Zin and enjoy the evening…

    February 1st, 2013 11:26 am

  2. VR

    I can’t believe I actually agree with Cohn on something, but he is right.

    February 1st, 2013 12:35 pm

  3. BennyBlanco

    God Forbid… Oh My God… STRIP CLUB?!? Go back to sleep :P

    February 1st, 2013 12:48 pm

  4. Dr. Feelgood

    Word is Culliver was to join them after his PR commitment to drop into a gay bar, but he lost track of time.

    February 1st, 2013 12:49 pm

  5. Michael

    Would you rather have them stay in their room playing Call of Duty with the others? Only in America are we more offended by lap dancing with beautiful women than we are pretending to kill and maim people.

    February 1st, 2013 1:12 pm

  6. CohnZohn

    Michael, I wasn’t offended. Were you?

    February 1st, 2013 1:17 pm

  7. Steve

    Yes, men who pay for sex from, and take advantage of low-IQ females from disadvantaged socioeconomic backgrounds, are morally superior to video-gamers!

    February 1st, 2013 1:47 pm

  8. Mark M

    Most pragmatic suggestion. Is that a Merlot, a Zin, or a Pinot you’re sipping on? I’m going with the Pinot

    February 1st, 2013 2:25 pm

  9. lameduck

    I don’t know, I think you are discussing scheme which is taboo or voodoo since it’s New Orleans…

    February 1st, 2013 2:42 pm

  10. paulbleedsblue

    Lowell, you’re breaking THE MAN CODE!

    February 1st, 2013 3:21 pm

  11. Jim

    More important to the point is what time they were seen LEAVING the club.

    February 1st, 2013 4:28 pm

  12. Loneraider78


    Yes, men who pay for sex from, and take advantage of low-IQ females from disadvantaged socioeconomic backgrounds, are morally superior to video-gamers!


    I’m no strip club expert here or anything, but I’m almost positive the girls aren’t having sex with anyone. I could be wrong, afterall these are famous, wealthy individuals.

    Say what you will about their IQs, although I’m pretty sure all strippers are using the money for school….wink wink.

    I just think it’s crazy how PC everything has gotten. All the sudden, some football players going into a strip club is cause to call in the Navy.

    Can you imagine John Matuszac trying to survive in this era?

    February 1st, 2013 4:55 pm

  13. CohnZohn

    Paul the Bleeder, what’s the man code?

    February 1st, 2013 7:01 pm

  14. Rob

    I met and married a stripper. We had a pole installed in front of the bed where she can still practice, and we’re still married. I hope those 49ers find the kind of woman that I did.

    February 1st, 2013 7:30 pm

  15. Rob

    By the way, my wife worked a club off Charles Street in downtown Baltimore. She loves the crabcakes from Faidleys and the snickerdoole cookies from Bergers. She’s for the Ravens. So, you’re in good company, Lowell.

    February 1st, 2013 8:07 pm

  16. Michelle

    Are you serious? Who are you to judge atheletes or strippers? What some Niners did with THEIR time is none of your business. Write about their on field activities, only then will I be interested in what you have to report. Waste of space…tsk, tsk, tsk.

    February 4th, 2013 10:03 am

  17. CohnZohn

    Michelle, I wish you were a better reader. Where did I judge them. tsk, tsk, tsk.

    February 4th, 2013 10:18 am

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