Here are some draft-day terms I never want to hear again. They make me want to faint.

Upside

Character guy

He’s a football player

The game of football

In the trenches

Game is won at the line of scrimmage

Five technique

Three technique

He runs downhill

Blue collar guy

Lunch pail guy

Coachable

He’s out of Alabama (Arkansas, Stanford, Latvia, you name it)