I attended the Barry Bonds pseudo sentencing today and wrote a column on his sentencing that really wasn’t a sentencing. Did you know his house has ten bathrooms? He’ll have lots of choices in his house arrest, if he ever has to serve his sentence for house arrest — 30 whole days.

I write this to you although most of you don’t answer. I feel like a man on an ice floe since the change in my blog. To read my column on the home-run king, please click here.